Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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