He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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