How'd it feel making her break her religion?
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
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