i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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