I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
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I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
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Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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