$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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