You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
She just used a chaser for red wine.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
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I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
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From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
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