new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
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and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
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I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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