there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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