she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
porn star boner night. come get it.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
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Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
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Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
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