I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
oh god was she eating orange peels again
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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