So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
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nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
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wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere