Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
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I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
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Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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