we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
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