I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
Randomize
