he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
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I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
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He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
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