It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
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