so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
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