your thong is hanging out like whoa
You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
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A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
We need to rekindle our bromance
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
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Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
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