U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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