The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
He asked to "fluff my boner.."
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
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