Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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