ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
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I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
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I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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