i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
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IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
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I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
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