it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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