Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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