dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
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Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
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Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
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