we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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