Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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