so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
i think i just lost a toe
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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