why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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