We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
Randomize
