I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
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