You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
I made friends with the delivery guy because he had beautiful dread locks and was a Zelda fan. He texted me after he left saying he wasn't trying to be creepy but we should be friends. We're hanging out tomorrow.
How does this kind of shit happen to you?!
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
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