I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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