question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
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