ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
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i spelled "betch" that way on purpose, don't question my abilities as a drunk texter
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
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I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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