the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
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