How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
So I just chugged the rest of the wine in my mug so I would have something to eat my corn flakes in. With a plastic fork. I need a dishwasher
And maybe a life coach?
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
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