if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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