you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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