After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
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Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
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Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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