I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
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Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
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A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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