I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
he saw my "i like bacon" magnet on the fridge and i told him how much i love meat, then we started making out
what a beautiful fairy tale
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
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found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
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he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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