you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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