come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
im on a boat
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