you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
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How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
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Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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