I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
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lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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