I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
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