You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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