Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
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So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
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You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
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