My brain says no but my pants say off.
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
