What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
Randomize
